Love

"Love is nature's way of making you do something stupid."

Facebook IS NOT the Internet

"For fuck's sake, people. Facebook IS NOT the internet!"

WWLD

While discussing how to get promoted ...

"What Would Lumbergh Do?"

Besides Jennifer Aniston, of course.

So, if you could be here around 9, that would be great.

That's so 1975

While discussing Apple, someone brought up the iWatch ...

"I don't need a watch. That's so 1975."

I hope Apple brings back ALL of 1975. I want an outfit like the guy in yellow pants:

From the 1975 JC Penny catalog

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English Degree

Discussing degree plans ...

"What does a degree in English qualify you to do? Work at McDonald's and ask, 'Wouldst thou like fries with that?'"

VB6 4EVER

During a developer meeting ...

"Quick, someone call Microsoft and tell them we're having a compatibility problem running VB6 on Windows 7."