I've been in the barrel twice.
Saturday, May 25, 2013
Friday, May 10, 2013
Thursday, May 9, 2013
How Nice is Too Nice?
Some people are just too nice. But there is, apparently, a way to deal with that.
"Yeah, she is very nice, but almost to an obnoxious fault. Sometimes I wanted to slap a kitten in front of her just to calm her down."
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Monday, May 6, 2013
Saturday, April 20, 2013
Monday, March 25, 2013
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Sunday, March 10, 2013
WWLD
Thursday, March 7, 2013
That's so 1975
While discussing Apple, someone brought up the iWatch ...
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"I don't need a watch. That's so 1975."I hope Apple brings back ALL of 1975. I want an outfit like the guy in yellow pants:
From the 1975 JC Penny catalog |
Monday, March 4, 2013
English Degree
Discussing degree plans ...
"What does a degree in English qualify you to do? Work at McDonald's and ask, 'Wouldst thou like fries with that?'"
Friday, March 1, 2013
VB6 4EVER
During a developer meeting ...
"Quick, someone call Microsoft and tell them we're having a compatibility problem running VB6 on Windows 7."
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Taking Car of the Baby
In reference to helping his wife take care of midnight feedings ...
Ha ha ... he's never getting laid again.
"I'm about to have to lay down the law."
Ha ha ... he's never getting laid again.
Car Shopping
From a co-worker who is shopping for a new car ...
"Buying a car must be what it's like to be a woman. Every guy you talk to is trying to fuck you."
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