From The Mouths Of Geeks

Saturday, May 25, 2013

I've been in the barrel twice.

"It's all fun and games until the bear eats your monkey."

Some people are just too nice. But there is, apparently, a way to deal with that.

"Yeah, she is very nice, but almost to an obnoxious fault. Sometimes I wanted to slap a kitten in front of her just to calm her down."

"Why is the word abbreviate so long?"

"I have dogs, not children, because I would rather ruin my carpet than my life."

"Marriage just shows that two can live as cheaply four."

"Love is nature's way of making you do something stupid."